Always look on the bright side of life.

Feb 05
Oct 17

sonofasillyperson:

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK!

 I sleep all night and I work all day!

Oct 17

From Graham Chapman’s Autobiography..

REPORTER: “What’s the difference between American and British humour?”

GRAHAM CHAPMAN: “They’re spelt differently.”

Oct 17
Oct 11
Oct 11
savvysilvi:

oatzy:

Ministry of Silly Walks

This is great.

savvysilvi:

oatzy:

Ministry of Silly Walks

This is great.

Oct 11

the faculty rules of the university of Woolloomooloo:

fyflyingcircus:

  1. No poofters.
  2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anybody watching.
  3. No poofters.
  4. I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
  5. No poofters.
  6. There is no… rule six.
  7. No poofters!
Oct 11

I’ve fallen off my chair Brian.

Oct 11

"Mungo…never… kill a customer."

Oct 11

psychologicalmumbojumbo:

From Monty Python’s Flying Circus, series 3. Episode: The War Against Pornography.